Wide Mouth Bottle

Wide-Mouth Bottle
A sleek, wide-mouth companion crafted for your active rituals, infused with sharp wit and intellectual charm.


Product Description

Everyday Hydration, Subversively Reimagined

Elevate your daily routine with a wide-mouth bottle that carries more than just water—it carries a statement. Perfectly engineered for fitness, travel, or your creative desk, each bottle features a secure, leak-proof screw-on cap and a meticulously curated aesthetic. Every single detail and text printed upon these vessels has been thoughtfully conceptualized, seamlessly mirroring the familiar layout of premium consumer goods, yet subtly altered to reward the discerning eye.

• Artisan Quality: Crafted from premium Grade A material.
  
  
• Versatile Living: Designed flawlessly for both indoor inspiration and outdoor adventures.
  
  
• Pure & Safe: Completely free from harmful carcinogens (BPA FREE).
  
  
• Enduring Strength: Exceptional impact resistance to accompany your journey.
  Modern Convenience: Thoughtfully designed to be microwave-safe.

Choose Your Philosophy (4 Curated Editions Available)

Type 1: Architects
Featuring: Frank Lloyd Wright | Luis Barragán | Tadao Ando | Rem Koolhaas | Le Corbusier | Frank Gehry | Louis I. Kahn | Mies van der Rohe

Imscribed with the names of master architects who continue to inspire the design world, paired with the playful, subverted mantra: "Never a day without a drink." (A clever nod to the classic artist's creed, Never a day without a line.)


Type 2: Literature
Featuring: Nineteen Eighty-Four | Animal Farm | Fahrenheit 451 | Brave New World | A Clockwork Orange | We | Erewhon | The Time Machine

Celebrating the iconic dystopian and speculative masterpieces that challenged society to envision a better world. This edition proudly bears the "Drinking Manifesto" print.


Type 3: Writers
Featuring: Dostoyevsky | Orwell | Hemingway | Melville | Steinbeck | Joyce | Conrad | Pushkin

Honoring the legendary literary titans who shaped the contours of world literature and paved the way for generations of writers to come. Boldly screen-printed with the philosophical twist: "I Drink therefore I AM."


Type 4: Thai Coup
A sharp, historical chronicle listing the years of Thailand's coups d'état. The sequence begins with the foundational year of 2476 B.E.—yet the number "2" is intentionally omitted, leaving only "476." This deliberate flaw mirrors the distortion and fragmentation of an event that served as the catalyst for a fractured history. The reverse side features the unapologetic declaration: "Respect my Drink." No further explanation required; the typography speaks entirely for itself.


Product Details

• Product Name: Wide-Mouth Bottle
  
• Material: Premium Grade A Plastic (BPA Free, Highly Impact-Resistant)
  
• Dimensions: 21 x 9 x 9 cm
  
• Capacity: 1 Litre
  
• Safety Features: Non-toxic, Microwave-safe, Leak-proof threaded cap
  
  

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